beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

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feanorr:

plot twist: humanity learns from its history

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rnanta-ray:

I’m that type of friend you can tell anything too but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

freckily:

woah man

freckily:

woah man

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

illustratedkate:

"Dear diary… Today a pretty lady asked me if I liked to dance, but I managed to play it cool and say no. This has been yet another successful interaction with a member of the fairer sex… I think it’s safe to say that I am an expert at ladies now. - Darcy” 

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